The only thing “butterfree” in my life is in my Pokédex!
The only difference between me and Rocky is that I wake up every morning and drink six raw eggs but the eggs are inside brownie batter.
I wish Jesus had said “this is my body” and held up an everything bagel.
I bought sliced turkey the day after Thanksgiving :(
I’m calling this new diet A Farewell to Parms
I get fat so quickly I can post a #throwbackthursday photo from last Thursday!
It’s the season for layering (everything with butter!)
I’d make a great mobster because I ‘come heavy’ to everything…….because I’m fat.